Oat Bro
A guy who thinks women are cool, doesn't act like a dumb man, and drinks oat milk instead of soy. He’s not trying to be a big deal, and that really bugs the other guys.
He just said oat milk is better than soy. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.
Why you always got to be so cool? Can't you just be a normal man for once?
He talks about women like they're his friends. I don't even know how to feel about that.