Oaschwossa
Oaschwossa is the evil mix of pee and poop that leaks out when you sit like a potato and your butt is in pain.
I sat on the bus and my Oaschwossa leaked everywhere. The whole bus smelled.
My Oaschwossa got on my face. I looked like a monster.
I had Oaschwossa on my feet. I walked like I was on fire.