Oarology
The skill of makin' your friends do crazy stuff while you just chill and know you're gonna laugh at them when they all get splashed and messed up.
I said we should all jump in the lake with our pants on. Now I’m dry. They’re all soaked and they’re yellin’ at me.
I said we should try to eat a whole cake in one bite. They did it. Now they’re droolin’ and I’m laughin’.
I told them we should all try to walk on the ceiling. Now I’m on the floor and they’re on the ceiling.