oargasm
When a guy farts and cums in a boat at the same time because he's too drunk to tell the difference between a beer and a boat motor.
My uncle had an oargasm after he ate six hot dogs and tried to row across the lake.
I saw a guy in a speedboat having an oargasm while yelling, 'I’m not a tourist!'
My dog had an oargasm when he jumped in the lake and ate a whole bag of chips.