oapilf
a pensioner who thinks he's the king of the street because he used to work.
He told the kids, 'I used to carry bricks, you don’t even know what that means.'
He yelled at the bus driver: 'I drove buses! You're just a guy with a steering wheel!'
He walked into the grocery store and said, 'Back in my day, we didn’t need your fancy self-checkout.'