OAP
An old person who walks slow, has a colostomy bag, and sometimes yells at the TV like it owes them money.
My uncle is an OAP. He yells at the TV and eats three bags of chips a day.
I saw an OAP arguing with a zimmer frame like it was his ex.
My grandma is an OAP. She walks slow and has a colostomy bag that’s louder than my dog.