Oananism - Using your hand to jerk off to news that tells you what you

Using your hand to jerk off to news that tells you what you want to hear and makes you think you're better than everyone.

I watched the news and my hand was moving because I'm better than all of you.

I got off to a news show that said I'm the best president ever.

I jerked off to the news telling me I'm the smartest person in the room.