oaky
A hard-on so big it could be used as a ladder. It’s like when you’re standing in a hot shower and you think about your ex and then your pants start to feel like they’re on fire.
"I saw my crush and got an oak-y. I couldn’t even sit down.", Tom, 2023
"I got oak-y in math class. The teacher didn’t even notice.", @math_dreams
"I had an oak-y so big I could’ve used it to lift a car.", Kevin, 2023