Oakwood School
Oakwood is a broke shithole that spent all its money on fancy doors, stairs, and a flagpole. The headteacher got in trouble for liking a porn tweet, and the kids steal bikes like it’s a sport.
Headteacher: I didn’t like a porn tweet, I was framed by Russian hackers.
Year 9: I stole a bike. It was a dare. It was also a mistake.
Londis: Selling alcohol to year 8’s is my full-time job.