Oakwagon™ - A wild mess that would make a superhero cry. People use it t

A wild mess that would make a superhero cry. People use it to dodge questions like a kid who just got grounded.

'Oakwagon™? I was busy fighting a giant chicken in my closet.'

'Why did you eat the pizza?' 'Oakwagon™. I was busy talking to my imaginary friend.'

'Oakwagon™? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m confused and mad.'