Oakwagon™
A total chaos that makes your brain go numb. People use it to dodge questions like a lazy sloth on a break.
'Oakwagon™? I was busy fighting a robot made of cheese.'
'Why did you miss the meeting?' 'Oakwagon™. I was busy arguing with my toaster.'
'Oakwagon™? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m tired and dumb.'