oakton community college
Oakton is a school where everyone is fat, no one rides a bike, and there’s a chick who looks like Dora who hits on every guy. The classes are easy, the people are weird, and the only fun thing is watching Jews and Muslims fight over Palestine like it’s a reality show.
That Dora chick hit on me in the hallway. I said, 'I’m not your friend.' She said, 'I’m your destiny.'
I tried to ride a bike to class, but everyone laughed at me like I was a joke.
I watched the Jews and Muslims fight over Palestine like it was the final round of America’s Got Talent.