oakton community college
Oakton is a school in Des Plaines where faggots and fat people rule the world. The chicken pesto is the best thing ever, but the math teacher speaks like a confused alien. There’s a war between Jews and Muslims over Palestine, and a tree hugger thinks rivers are alive.
The chicken pesto is so good, I would drop out of school just to eat it every day.
My math teacher said, 'Two plus two is four, but sometimes it’s five.' I failed the test.
The tree hugger cried when we painted the river blue. He said it was 'an insult to its soul.'