Oakmont highschool
Oakmont is a school where girls act like they’re the queen of the world, guys are too high to think straight, and the swim coaches are just there to mess with your life. Fire alarms go off because some kid’s trying to blow up the bathroom.
My friend got caught vaping and the principal laughed at him. He said, 'You’re not the first kid who’s gonna get caught.'
My swim coach asked me if I wanted to be his new favorite student. I said no. He said, 'You’ll be my favorite student when you’re my new favorite student.'
The fire alarm went off again. My teacher said it was the fifth time this week. I said, 'That’s five times too many.'