Oakland Toothbrush
A cigarette so minty it could make a toothbrush jealous. Oaklanders smoke these like it’s a religion, and they do it before brushing their teeth because why brush when you can inhale mint straight into your lungs?
I light up before I even think about brushing my teeth. My mouth feels like it got a minty slap.
My uncle smokes a Kool before breakfast. He says it’s his way of waking up, but I think he’s just avoiding brushing his teeth.
I tried brushing my teeth first. Now I’m stuck with a mouth that tastes like regret and menthol.