Oakland raiders barge
When I’m having a good time with my girlfriend and my whole block shows up like a bunch of crazy Oakland Raiders fans on a pirate ship and start tearing the house apart and giving my girlfriend a beatdown
My girl was in the middle of a big orgasm when 15 of my homies stormed in like they were on a pirate raid.
I was about to finish my pizza when the whole block showed up and started yelling 'Let's go Raiders!' while beating the hell out of my girlfriend.
I was just trying to take a nap when my girlfriend screamed, 'They’re here!' and 12 of my friends came in like pirates and started kicking her ass.