Oakland Octopus
The Oakland Octopus is when a man shoves his cum up a butt and it becomes a gooey blob that sticks to the poop. It takes hours to dry and looks like a smelly octopus when it comes out.
My brother did the Oakland Octopus and the poop came out like a slimy alien.
My teacher said she saw the Oakland Octopus and it was like a messy underwater creature.
My dog did the Oakland Octopus and it looked like a smelly octopus in the toilet.