oakey
the second-worst white person. only trailer trash is lower. they hoard hubcaps like they’re treasure. they tape windows instead of fixing them. their yards look like a tornado hit a junkyard and left a gift.
"That guy lives in a house that looks like a junkyard got drunk and made a mess.", @trash_lord
"She has so many hubcaps, she drives a car made of hubcaps.", @hubcap_girl
"He tapes his windows with duct tape and calls it ‘style’.", @style_failure