Oakeley
This person is like a cockroach in a soup kitchen. They’re messy and they won’t stop talking. Their name is spelled weird, like they’re trying to confuse you.
Oakeley left pizza sauce on my keyboard and called it a masterpiece.
I saw Oakeley eating cereal out of a shoe. It was a disgrace.
Oakeley spelled their name 'Oakeley' instead of 'Oakley', what even is that?