oak grove alabama
Oak Grove, Alabama is the worst place on Earth. You’ll be chased by chickens, hit by goats, and yelled at by people who think being homophobic is a badge of honor.
I tried to move there for a while, but I ran away after I got chased by a chicken and my neighbor yelled at me for being ‘too gay’.
My dog got lost in Oak Grove and came back with a goat in the back of his truck.
My cousin got into a fight with a goat, and now he’s the town’s new mayor.