Oak Brook - A fancy suburb of Chicago with a mall so rich, it makes gas

A fancy suburb of Chicago with a mall so rich, it makes gas stations look like the poor cousin who never shows up to family dinners.

I went to Oak Brook to buy a shirt, and the store was so expensive, I thought I was in a movie.

My friend says he’d live in Oak Brook if he had a million bucks, but he also said he’d probably get kicked out for eating a burger on the sidewalk.

I tried to get gas in Oak Brook, and the guy at the gas station looked at me like I had two left feet.