oafer
someone who brags about being broke even though they're rolling in cash, and then uses that as an excuse to be a grumpy, smelly human being.
Tweet: I'm broke! I can't even buy a sandwich! 😢 #patriotism
Message from Lisa: I got a million dollars, but I'm still mad at the world. 😡
Post: I have everything, but I still hate everyone. #oaferlife