Oaface
Oaface is like being the last person in the class who still thinks the Earth is flat. And also thinks it’s made of cheese.
My neighbor said the dinosaurs are still alive. That’s not a theory. That’s oaface.
He thinks the moon is just a giant flashlight. Classic oaface.
She tried to tell me the sky is green. I asked her if she’s been drinking. She said she’s been thinking.