Oafa
Oafa is a hot mess who thinks she’s a goddess. She’s smart as hell and knows when to shut your ass up. But if you cheat on her, you’re dead. She sees through your lies and knows your vibe before you even open your mouth.
I tried to ghost her, she called me out in front of my whole family.
She knew I was lying about the job, and she said, 'You’re not fooling me, dummy.'
She saw my fake smile and said, 'You’re not fooling me, dummy.'