Oaf Keepers
The Oath Keepers are like the last guys in the lunch line who think they’re the best at everything. They’re clueless, loud, and stuck in the past. Oaf Keepers is the name they deserve.
They tried to take down a statue and tripped over their own feet.
They wore matching shirts and called it a 'revolution.'
They screamed at a robot like it was their ex.