Oabing
A weird thing that lives in the dark and follows you everywhere. Also a rapper named Joe who is weird and loud.
I saw an oab in my closet. It stared at me. I screamed. I ran out of the house.
Joe said, ‘Oab is my life.’ I said, ‘Your life is weird.’
I heard an oab in the shower. I turned it off. I took a shower. I still heard it.