The Oa-llan showed up at the party. He smelled like a wet sock and looked like he was dropped in a puddle.

My cousin's crush is an Oa-llan. He eats noodles with his hands and doesn't know how to use a fork.

That Oa-llan tried to talk to me. I said, 'You look like you were left in a puddle.' He didn't get it.