Oa-llan - A giant Asian blob that thinks it's a king and smells like a

A giant Asian blob that thinks it's a king and smells like a dumpster.

The Oa-llan walked into the class like he was royalty. He wasn't. He just smelled like a dumpster.

My brother's friend is an Oa-llan. He eats rice with his hands and thinks it's a crime to use a fork.

That Oa-llan tried to impress me. I just laughed and told him to go back to his dumpster.