O27
A weak train that’s stuck in the past. It can’t handle a tight turn, and it’s still being sold by Lionel like it’s a big deal. It’s got the same size rails as O Gauge, but it’s got no style.
I tried to make my O27 do a loop and it got stuck. Like it had no idea what a loop was.
My O27 is like my cousin. It’s old, it’s stubborn, and it still shows up uninvited.
The O27 is the train version of a guy who still wears bell-bottoms.