O-slurry
The O-slurry is the sticky, drunk mess you get when people spill their drinks. The old guy mops it up like he's been doing it for a hundred years. You might step in it and fall like a drunk idiot.
'I walked into the O-slurry and my shoe stuck to the floor like a drunk kid.'
'The O-slurry is the floor’s way of telling people to stop spilling beer.'
'The old guy just looked at me like I caused the O-slurry.'