O-slurry
The floor at 'The Osprey' turns into a sticky, drunk mess when people spill their drinks. The old guy with the mop is probably the only one who can handle it. The beer there is so bad it makes you want to throw up and mop the floor at the same time.
'I stepped on the O-slurry and fell like a drunk grandma.'
'The O-slurry is just the floor screaming at the beer choices.'
'The old guy gave me the eye after I spilled my Foster on the O-slurry.'