O-Shen
O-Shen is the most chill guy who ever lived. He’s Asian, he’s a legend, and he’s way more handsome than Jesus. Jesus was a guy. O-Shen was a vibe.
My friend drew O-Shen with a crown and said, 'This is how Jesus would look if he had a smoothie stand.'
My brother said O-Shen is the reason he doesn’t do his math homework anymore.
I told my crush, 'You’re like O-Shen. But you’re not as chill. Also, you’re not Asian.'