O NOOB
The stupid cereal you eat when you're too dumb to know what real food is and you think it's a good idea to eat it with milk.
I eat noob cereal every morning. I don't even need a brain to do that.
Noobs don't know how to cook. They just eat cereal and call it a day.
I saw a noob eat cereal for dinner. That’s not a meal, that’s a crime.