O-Line Diet - The kind of diet that makes you eat so much junk food you th

The kind of diet that makes you eat so much junk food you think you’re going to explode, and it’s what offensive linemen live on.

I ate three pizzas, two burgers, and a whole bag of chips. I feel like a sausage link.

My friend said I’m on the O-Line Diet. I said, 'I’m not a diet, I’m a disaster.'

I tried the O-Line Diet. Now I’m a walking greasy meatball.