O-Line Diet - A diet so greasy and loud it could wake up the dead, and it’

A diet so greasy and loud it could wake up the dead, and it’s what offensive linemen eat to be strong enough to tackle people.

I ate so much I could bench-press a donut. My stomach is louder than a marching band.

My dad said I’m on the O-Line Diet. I said, 'I’m not on a diet. I’m on a mission.'

I tried the O-Line Diet. My pants are now a second skin.