O-jorts
O-jorts are the result of someone cutting off the legs of overalls because they’re too stupid to wear pants. It’s like wearing a punishment.
My friend’s dog wore o-jorts. It looked like a confused potato wearing a shirt.
My brother tried to dress like a farmer but ended up looking like a clown in o-jorts.
My teacher wore o-jorts on Monday. I asked why. She said, 'Because I hate my life.'