O-Dawg (Yung Pickle)
A guy who seduces little girls, gets them pregnant, and then bolts like a thief with a stolen pizza
He left my cousin with a baby and a promise he'd come back when the pizza was gone.
He got my little brother's friend pregnant and then ran like he was being chased by a cheese truck.
He had a kid with my friend and now he's bragging about how he's a dad, but he's not even there.