O-bedient
The kind of loyalty that makes you defend Obama even when he’s being a total idiot. You’ll shout at people, throw insults, and act like you’re being attacked just for saying he’s not perfect.
If Obama got a tattoo of his face on a chicken, I’d eat that chicken and still defend him.
I’m not just loyal, I’m brainwashed by his charisma and his ability to make me forget my own name.
He’s the best president ever, even if he did everything wrong. You’re just jealous.