I said my opinion was that pizza was the best food. My friend said, 'Your opinion is wrong. Pizza is good, but also a little greasy.'

My mom said her opinion was that I was a good kid. I said, 'Your opinion is wrong. I’m a good kid, but also a little messy.'

My teacher said her opinion was that I was the best student. I said, 'Your opinion is wrong. I’m the best student, but also the messiest.'