N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day
National Joshua Dump Day, When You Force Joshua Into A Smelly Canal To See If He Gets Powers And Dies From AIDS
Joshua was dumped into the canal and now he thinks he can fly.
They threw Joshua in and he came out with a disease and a new personality.
Joshua got tossed in and now he's got powers and a death wish.