n.p.s.
A fancy name for a piece of foam that keeps your boobs from getting rubbed raw by the waves.
I got a rash so bad I looked like a melted hot dog. No N. P. S. = no fun.
My N. P. S. is my best friend. It’s been through everything with me.
I took a hit from the wave and my N. P. S. saved my life. Literally.