N.K.U.
N. K. U. is a place where you go to get a degree and forget your own name. It’s like a giant meatball of education and bad decisions.
I went to NKU and now I can’t tell the difference between a history class and a nap.
My girlfriend went to NKU and now she thinks she’s a lawyer. She’s not. She’s just really good at yelling.
My dog went to NKU and now he howls at the campus bell every morning.