n'hlauni - N'hlauni is a cash-burning, anime-loving, butt-denying disas

N'hlauni is a cash-burning, anime-loving, butt-denying disaster who dates guys who look like they lost a bet with a goat and a trash can.

'I only spent $10 on anime. That's not a lot.'

'My butt is totally normal. I don't need a bra.'

'He has a goatee. And a beard. What is he?'