N.H.K
N. H. K is a secret group of anime fanatics who want everyone to become obsessed with anime and never leave their rooms. They’re like the mafia, but for otaku.
N. H. K is real. I got a letter from them. It said, 'You're next.'
My neighbor is part of N. H. K. He turned my dog into an anime fan.
I think N. H. K is behind my bad grades. They’re trying to make me a shut-in.