N.G.A.B.
N. G. A. B. means a kid is not gay when they are born. It’s like the doctor gave them a report card before they even started school. If they were gay, they'd get a detention.
My kid got N. G. A. B. because he was too busy eating cereal to be gay.
The doctor said my kid was N. G. A. B. but he was just confused by the lights.
My kid was N. G. A. B. until he saw a boy eating a taco and instantly fell in love.