N.F.O.F
they’re not your friends but they still bother you at 2 a. m.
my dad is N. F. O. F because he calls me at 2 a. m. every weekend
my grandma is N. F. O. F because she texts me at 2 a. m. on Sunday
my brother is N. F. O. F because he yells at me at 2 a. m. on Friday