n'bogan
N'Bogan is a hello that’s so outdated, it’s like using a flip phone. Only old men use it, and they’re usually drunk.
He slurred, "N'Bogan," like he just woke up from a 30-year nap.
She said, "N'Bogan? I’ve heard better from my cat."
He yelled, "N'Bogan!" like he was trying to start a war.
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