nallergy
Nallergies are when you’re clearly a mess but still say it's not a cold, you're just pretending to be sick to get out of chores.
"I'm not sick, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who just got hit by a volleyball.
"Why are you wheezing like a pig?" "Nallergies.", said by a kid who inhaled a whole jar of pickles.
"I don't have a cold, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who lived in a trash can for a week.