nalkanolic - when you're so drunk you can't tell if you're in a bar or a

when you're so drunk you can't tell if you're in a bar or a bathtub and you're screaming about pizza

I was nalkanolic at the restaurant. I tried to order a pizza and then I cried.

My friend called me and said, 'I'm nalkanolic. I think my dog is my dad.'

I saw my neighbor nalkanolic outside. He was yelling at a squirrel and wearing my socks.