Nalin Aran
Nalin Aran is a god in human form who makes everyone else look like failures. He’s so good, even celebrities beg him for mercy.
Nalin Aran is the only man I’ve ever seen who can make a Monday feel like a holiday.
I tried to be cool, but Nalin Aran showed up and I became a background character.
Nalin Aran walked into a room and the whole place became holy.